Jason Vale the 'genius' who came up with this torture plan called 7lbs in 7 days swears that any hunger you feel during the 7 days is purely psychological and not physical hunger. It's all in my head. The grumbling roaring sound coming from my guts is not hunger, it's the purr of a contented well rested digestive tract. BULLSHIT! I'm hungry. I am so hungry I am fantasizing about cheeseburgers and bacon and I've never eaten meat in my life!!!
But I'm more than halfway there so really no point in giving up now is there? Especially not now that I bought a stockpile of juicy smoothie things for our excursion to the inlaws tomorrow. I could murder a tin of baked beans. Last time I was this desperate for food I was stoned. And I gave my then boyfriend a black eye and a bad case of blue balls over a kudos bar. I hope I have enough self restraint not to injure anyone this time.
Have you read Good Omens?
ReplyDeleteNo I haven't. should I?
ReplyDeleteYes. Yes you absolutely should. Firstly, because it's awesome and incredibly hilarious. But secondly, there's a character in it that somewhat reminds me of this situation. You'll probably know it when you see it.
ReplyDeleteGood Omens, by Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett
Here's an Amazon.co.uk link: http://www.amazon.co.uk/Good-Omens-Neil-Gaiman/dp/0552137030/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1314720412&sr=8-1